I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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