1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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