I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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