Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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