I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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