help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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