i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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