Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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