We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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