Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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