its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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