Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
