Sponge bath it is.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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