nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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