I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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