I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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