I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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