so that wasnt chicken after all
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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