you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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