GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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