Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm really busy with my period
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