smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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