Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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