The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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