hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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