I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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