She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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