East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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