did you get engaged???
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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