That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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