Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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