At least make sure they are 18
Why
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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