So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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