Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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