I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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