it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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