Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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