there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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