I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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