Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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