How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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