My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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