if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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