well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i believe in u and ur pee
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
