Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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