Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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