I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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