maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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