fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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