I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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