oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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