i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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