The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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