i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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