What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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