Christians are straight up FREAKS
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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