sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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